Favourite bands?Iron Maiden, Blind Guardian, Rush, Helloween, Gamma Ray, Symphony X, Iced Earth, Manticora, Kamelot, Virgin Steele, Ayreon, Rage, Dream Theater, Metallica (of old), Scar Symmetry, Mercenary, Anubis Gate, Pagan's Mind, Paradise Lost, Testament, Fates Warning (of old), Hell, and way too many others to mention ☺
Favourite musicians?Pretty much all the people in the bands I listed above...
Favourite albums?Somewhere in Time & 7th Son of a 7th Son (Maiden), Ride The Lightning (Metallica), Tales From The Twilight World, Somewhere Far Beyond & Imaginations From The Other Side (Blind Guardian), Awaken The Guardian (Fates Warning), The Divine Wings of Tragedy (Symphony X), Roots of Eternity (Manticora), The Marriage of Heaven and Hell parts 1 & 2 (Virgin Steele), Better Than Raw (Helloween), Burnt Offerings (Iced Earth), Draconian Times (Paradise Lost), Images & Words (DT), and last but not least most of the old Rush albums.
Favourite songs?Most of the songs on the albums listed above...
Who are some of your heroes?Aside from the musicians we just talked about, people like Arthur C. Clarke, Jules Verne, Philip K. Dick, H.P. Lovecraft, Tolkien, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg (especially for their older work, of course), and of course Indiana Jones, Han Solo and the Great Elder God Cthulhu.
Favourite movies?The original Star Wars trilogy, The Indiana Jones movies, Back To The Future, the Ghostbusters flicks, The Neverending Story, Alien, E.T., and a whole host of other old SF and fantasy movies. I'm also a big fan of older films, like Casablanca, the old Hitchcock movies, Spartacus, The Ten Commandments, old war movies like The Great Escape, Patton, A Bridge Too Far, etc...
Favourite books/authors?Pretty much anything by Arthur C. Clarke, Jules Verne, Philip K. Dick, Ray Bradbury, Alastair Reynolds, H.P. Lovecraft and the like. I'm a HUGE reader of SF, and there's just WAY too many amazing authors to mention, especially in short fiction.
Favourite games?A lot of the classics – Day of the Tentacle, the Monkey Island series, X-Wing & Tie Fighter, the Wing Commander series (chalk up another one for the Maniac!), the Elder Scrolls series, Grim Fandango (I'll buy anyone who remembers this one a beer!), the Fallout series, Heretic, Dark Forces, Jedi Knight, the Gabriel Knight series, Mafia, the old Sierra series like Space Quest, King's Quest & Leisure Suit Larry, and so on and so forth...
Favourite food?Anything unhealthy and likely to clog up your arteries...
Favourite beverage(s)?Tea, Mojito or Margaritas.
Favourite colour(s)?Blue, red and purple. And black, until they invent something darker.
Favourite sound(s)?A great amp. A jet engine. A Mojito being mixed. A vinyl LP player. An old movie soundtrack. The screams of my enemies. A dungeon door being closed. A dungeon door being opened. A dungeon door in general, basically.
Favourite Neo Prophet song(s)?Blame it on the Weatherman, The Divide & The Divine, Orchestral Death.
Favourite Franz Bauer song?All of them!
Favourite year?1649. Man, that was a great year...
Favourite geological age?Precambrian.
Favourite technological development?The invention of the wheel, with the invention of the machine that makes those little umbrellas you put in tropical drinks coming in a close second.
Favourite furniture store?Ikea of course!
Medium, rare, or well done?Raw, with the rest of the Wookiee still attached.
Favourite type of sauce?Mayonnaise.
Favourite kind of fast-food?Pita!
Favourite language?English, of course. Followed closely by Klingon.
Favourite 1980's TV series?'Allo 'Allo! And the A-Team.
Favourite modern-day TV show?A lot of the Flemish ones – Van Vlees & Bloed, Eigen Kweek, Het Eiland, etc... Also, Captain Dandelion Troutmaster's Super-Awesome Trout Fishing Show (on at 4 A.M. Pacific Time on Fishmaster TV).
Favourite animated TV show(s)?The Simpsons, Futurama, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and all rest of the animated shows of the 80's.
Favourite character on the Simpsons?Lisa!
Favourite character on the Muppets?Gonzo.
Favourite smell?Napalm in the morning. But only in the morning (preferably before 9.46 A.M. )
Favourite detergent?Dreft. No, wait...Ajax!
Favourite mode of transportation?DeLorean.
Favourite speed at which to travel?88 miles per hour.
Favourite criminal organization?The Mafia. Also, K3.
Favourite British prime minister?Pitt the Elder.
Favourite episode of Fawlty Towers?Waldorf Salad.
Favourite cup size?36 double GG. As a minimum.
Favourite breast of Pamela Anderson?The left one (the right one's fake).
Favourite toilet seat material?Duroplast.
Favourite body cavity?Nostril.
Favourite saying?If you can't beat 'em, use plenty of explosives. Also, there's no place like home, except when you're at Burger King and Chuck Norris is going down the kindergarten slide riding a rhinoceros on Wednesday and Sagittarius is in the second house of Jupiter.
Favourite type of cutlery?The spork. Is there anything it can't do?
Favourite Chuck Norris joke?There is no theory of evolution – just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Also, there is no chin under his beard – there is only another fist.
Favourite personal quote?Turnips are epic and teach us humility.
Random quote in between the rest of this nonsense?I want my lollipop!
Favourite sexual position?Suspended upside down from the Eiffel Tower in a harness of knackwurst sausages.
Favourite sexual position you'd like to try once?Suspended upside down from the Space Needle in a harness of bratwurst sausages.
Favourite sexual position you don't want to try again?Suspended upside down from the Boerentoren in a harness of bicky burgers. The dry-cleaning bill was enormous.
Favourite household appliance?The Iron Maiden. What, you guys don't have one of those at home?
Favourite kind of mayonnaise?The Swedish kind.
Favourite magazine?Boobs & AK47s. Picked up a copy in Texas once and I've been hooked ever since!
Favourite alternative kind of toilet paper?Sandpaper. It's brutal.
Favourite conspiracy theory?The alien crash at Roswell. It was real, I tell you, real! Also, Bigfoot embryos grow out of my nostrils.
Shaken or stirred?Neither: destroyed by fire, then resurrected by the power of turnips.
Salt or pepper?Napalm.
High or low?In between.
Hot or cold?First one, then the other.
Wet or dry?First the other, then the one.
Dogs or cats?Wookiees.
Favourite cloud formation?Cirrus spissatus undulatus.
Favourite wallpaper design?Turnips and Komodo Dragons. And daisies.
Favourite organ?Heart. Especially with mayonnaise.
Favourite day of the week?Tuesday.
Favourite time of day?9.46 A.M.
Favourite type of wood?Morning Wood, followed closely by Mahogany.
Favourite nostril?The middle one.
Favourite fictional character?Han Solo. No wait...George Bush.
Favourite constellation?Orion. It's the most Metal one \m/
Favourite Roman Deity?Apollo.
Why are we here?Ah, an intriguing question! I believe one of the first relevant stances on the matter (later countered by Descartes, but still poignant all the same) came from Alpharabius, who, in 942, wrote... [abbreviated for long-windedness – the editor]
Why am I here?Another stimulation query! I think Jean-Paul Sartre said it best when he said... [abbreviated for being boring – the editor]
Why are you here?Hmm... A tough one to raise an answer to, I think. First of all, we must consider... [abbreviated because I feel like it. So there. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. How do you like them bananas? – the editor]
Are we here at all?Well, looking back on my answers to the previous two questions, I believe that... hey, wait a minute! Where's all my text!? Have you been editing my posts?
Is there a God?Hey, no, hold on a minute there! You've been editing my posts haven't you? What gives you the right to... [abbreviated for getting on my nerves – The editor]
If a tree falls in the woods and there's no-one around to hear it, does it really fall at all?[answer removed in its entirety because it's two o' clock in the morning and I'm going out to get some pita. See you guys at the kebab! – The editor]
Favourite bands?Ozric Tentacles, Marillion, Porcupine tree,……
Favourite musicians?Ed Wynne, Steven Wilson
Favourite movies?Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Willow,...
Favourite food?Soup, Lasange
Favourite beverage(s)?Long island ice tea
Favourite Neo Prophet song(s)?Orchestral Death
Favourite technological development?duh.. synthesizer
Favourite furniture store?Weba (in Gent… in Deinze… neeje, IN GENT)
Favourite kind of fast-food?Pizza
Favourite language?my own
Favourite 1980's TV series?Airwolf
Favourite modern-day TV show?Game of Thrones
Favourite animated TV show(s)?Simpsons
Favourite character on the Simpsons?Homer
Favourite character on the Muppets?Animal
Favourite mode of transportation?Wheelchair
Favourite speed at which to travel?I don't use speed
Favourite criminal organization?our goverment
Favourite episode of Fawlty Towers?the germans
Favourite magazine?Empire, P-magazine
Favourite alternative kind of toilet paper?scissors
Favourite cloud formation?Lenticular
Favourite wallpaper design?flowers….NOT
Favourite organ?Hammond :-)
Favourite day of the week?Erpday
Favourite time of day?Erphour
Favourite type of wood?Erpwood
Favourite bands?Steven Wilson, Pink Floyd, Dream Theater, Toto, Spock's Beard, Saga, Alter Bridge, Queen…
Favourite musicians?Jordan Rudess (keys – Dream Theater), Jimmy Keegan (Drums Spock's Beard), Tom Tas (Guitar – all round ), Michael "Flea" Balzary (Bass – Red Hot Chilli Peppers), Freddy Mercury (vocals Queen)
Favourite albums?Dream Theater - Scenes from a memory Frank Zappa – Does humor belong in music? (live dvd)
Favourite songs?Steven Wilson – Drive Home Dream Theater – The spirit carries on Muse – Knights of Cydonia The Enid – Space Surfing Steve Vai – For the love of god Volbeat – A Warrior's Call
Favourite year?Still to come….
Favourite mode of transportation?ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz….
Favourite criminal organization?Everything except the government!
Favourite cup size?Starbucks Medium Cup (White Chocolate Mocha please!)
Random quote in between the rest of this nonsense?Akke akke akke, kakt mor in me klakke!!!!!
Favourite sexual position you don't want to try again?Can't explain anymore :p
Favourite household appliance?House-what?????
Favourite magazine?iO pages!
Salt or pepper?As long as it's not "salt n pepa" I can live with it….
Wet or dry?Wet! (no further comment!)
Favourite organ?Ask my girlfriend, she knows…
Why am I here?You aren't here, you are there and I'm here….
Why are you here?To fill in this way to long list of questions!
Favourite bands?Rush, Spiritual Beggars , Spock's Beard, Deep Purple, Toto, Star One, Rory Gallagher, Queen, Faith No More, Pantera , Steven Wilson, Walter Trout, Muse, Opeth, Galahad, Ayreon, Saga, Thin Lizzy.
Favourite musicians?Glenn Huges, David Gilour, Freddy Mercury, Geddy Lee, Neil Peart, Alex Lifeson, Steve Morse, Mike Patton, Dimebag, Steve Lukather, Lemmy, Steven Wilson, Ritchie Blackmore, John Lord, Jordan Rudess, Mikael Akerfeldt, Guthrie Govan, Marco Minnemann, Mike Portnoy, Marty Friedman, Eddie Van Halen, Ian Gillan, Ian paice,
Favourite albums?Heritage (Opeth), IO (Ayreon), Octan (Spock's Beard), The raven that refused to Sing (Steven Wilson) , Made in Japan (Deep Purple),
Favourite songs?Six, Six, Six, The number of the beast ! -
Who are some of your heroes?The unsung ones !
Favourite movies & Series?Matrix-trilogy, The Lords of the Ring, all Aliens movies, The Bridge(Bron) , Game of thrones, The fabulous Baker Boys …
Favourite books/authors?Game of Thrones (George R.R. Martin) , Lords of the Ring (Tolkien .. a must for our youth !), Pillars of the Earth (Ken Follett)
Favourite games?No time left for 'gaming'
Favourite food?All Thai food, Cebiche, Seafood, Good (aged) Angus steak, all pure and fresh stuff. Actually I eat it all.
Favourite beverage(s)?Red Wine, more Red Wine, a cave full of Red Wine, …. Ricard , Triple Karmeliet (one of the many delicious Belgian beers)
Favourite colour(s)?Since black is no colour, Red (but absolutely not my political colour)
Favourite sound(s)?Geddy Lee's bass sound !
Favourite Neo Prophet song(s)?Song X, Generation Games, Pendulum Swing, Blame it on the Weatherman
Favourite Franz Bauer song?Du Hast (Rammstein-cover)
Favourite holiday?Trekking to the Himalaya's or Anes or other remote , alpine parts of the world. Many scuba dive trips (Red Sea, Cuba, Mexico, …)
Favourite year?1304 I will never forget that one , but May 1968 was a great experience too.
Favourite geological age?The Paleozoic periods were exciting times!
Favourite technological development?Early 50's : the first true electric guitars
Favourite furniture store?Flee markets
Favourite animal?Sushi, our white longhair cat, Lucien was great to (before a car hit him)
Medium, rare, or well done?Rare and bloody, in line with my blood type (O+).
Favourite type of sauce?Cocktail, personal recipe (mayo, ketchup, Worcestersauce, Tabasco, Whiskey and some Paprika powder)
Favourite kind of fast-food?I know , I eat too fast …
Favourite language?West-Flemish and especially Wervik's ( a secret language no one truly understands , see hoehel.be )
Favourite 1970- 80's TV series?'Allo 'Allo! , Fawlty Towers, Happy Days , Chips, 'Het zwaard van Ardoewaan' was nice too.
Favourite modern-day TV show?Flemish : Van Vlees & Bloed, Eigen Kweek, Het Eiland, ...
Favourite animated TV show(s)?The Muppets !
Favourite character on the Simpsons?The Who ? never watched it
Favourite character on the Muppets?Waldorf
Favourite smell?The hay in my sheep stable.
Favourite detergent?Wash & Go (used it too much)
Favourite mode of transportation?My feet
Favourite speed at which to travel?Speed of light
Favourite criminal organization?The Belgian PS (Party Socialiste)
Favourite British prime minister?007
Favourite episode of Fawlty Towers?Don't mention the war
Favourite cup size?It's not the size that matters!
Favourite breast of Pamela Anderson?No comments
Favourite toilet seat material?Stainless steel
Favourite body cavity?Brain area
Favourite type of cutlery?fingers
Favourite Chuck Norris joke?A joke on itself
Favourite personal quote?Maison Six, maison de confiance
Random quote in between the rest of this nonsense?Wuk!
Favourite household appliance?Obi II , our vacuum cleaner robot
Favourite kind of mayonnaise?Wasabe mayo !!
Favourite alternative kind of toilet paper?Tree leaves , reminds me of my military duty days ;-)
Favourite conspiracy theory?Everything's a conspiracy nowadays
Shaken or stirred?Shaken
Salt or pepper?I was raised on pepper !
High or low?High (altitude)
Hot or cold?Hot (sauna)
Wet or dry?Wet (scuba)
Dogs or cats?I have and love them both
Favourite cloud formation?Cirrocumulus
Favourite day of the week?TGIF
Favourite time of day?23:03
Favourite type of wood?Ceder
Favourite nostril?My left one
Favourite dinosaur?The Duck Billed Saurolophus
Favourite Roman Deity?The Fons
Why are we here?Who knows?
Why am I here?Still pondering about that
Why are you here?Good question
If a tree falls in the woods and there's no-one around to hear it, does it really fall at all?Good question but too difficult for me
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